Lord Noel On Visiting The Museum

Whatto! Museum goers............

I am someone who generally loves to go to the Museum........

.....enjoying the dusty dreariness of the old buildings......

.....filled with dead things.

So my attention was drawn to a Mobile Museum that will be coming soon to a city near you...............

The 'Amora Sex Academy' is in Berlin, Germany, where it arrived from a successful showing in London, England!..........

I wonder if YOU got to see it?..........

Their publicity material states: "Finally - an exhibition for those who always have to touch everything."

I took Lady Jacqueline along.......because sometimes she can be quite touchy.........
The exhibition consists of 50 interactive displays that guide visitors through the intimate areas of the male and female bodies offering 'helpful tips' on everything from stripping to oral.............
I can tell you from personal experience...that's where you have a good chat whilst removing wallpaper....

  

 It's perfectly natural and wholesome...and nothing to feel ashamed about!
"Couples come in here together to learn something," said Manager Uta Barkow,
"It's been very well received so far..........
....with a lot of exhibits having that 'Aha!' effect on people."

 
Uta says "We also have a "Spank-ometer" which measures the amount of 'pleasure' a mannequin receives when spanked with a leather paddle.............. 

 

 (Maybe I should get one for my Kayak?)
......and a naked female mannequin that lights up when touched in the right spot with a voice that shrieks, "That's it!" if the visitor manages to put their finger on the elusive G-spot!
Suddenly....our Village Museum seems quite dull!

Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel

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