What ho! Pepys...
Being now a Man of considerable leisure...
I venture to saye that
I shall be enjoying the Xmas peryod at home withe my good lady wyfe.
For entertaynment I have employ'ed the servyces
of ae muchly taleynted 'Snurd Mangler'
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| Master Klive displayes his unearthly skills on his Snurd Mangling Mashiine |
...who haf promysed to amuse both myselff and my gud ladye wyfe
with unGodly playing on his confownded instrewment
into the earlie hours of Crystmas Daye itself!
The rest of yew
can alle go strayt to Belzibub!
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| Ye Satan speaketh "Please form ye orderly queue - there be plenty enough room for everyone!" |
Whilst I dine on exotic meayt
of various delycious creaturs
on account of beying on a dyet of high prowteen
whilst my Ladye wyfe will consume Gods sweet vegetbuls
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| Ye Lorde Noel feasting on xmas byrd "Yum Yum!. Thou be next Tiddles!" |
Tallyho!
Best Wishes for ye Yuletide Season!
Lord Noel &c Lady Jacqueline.
(Sponsored by Lord Noel's Chrystmasse Tyde Chutneyee)
(Sponsored by Lord Noel's Chrystmasse Tyde Chutneyee)
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