What ho! Pepys...
So many people run away each year
to be secretly married at Gretna Green...
...because it's naughty, secretive and exciting!
Well I believe that Scotland could easily cash in again...
...on a so far untapped section of the wedding market!
Why not make a romantic centre for gay marriages?...
...in the Hebrides?
Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel
