What ho! Pepys...
This week we visited a relative
and I asked their extremely spoilt daughter
"What would you like for Xmas?"
She immediately shouted at me "A Teletubby!"
She's fifteen so I asked her "Aren't you a bit old for that?"
And she yelled "Why would I be too old for a TV, Fatso?!"
Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel
