Whatto! Peeps...
"Dear Lord Noel, Although I really appreciate your single-handed support of the NHS by your FREE online Health Advice I also discovered that you are a fount of all Pop Music knowledge. Just wondering if you have any news you could share with us? Regards S Cowell."
"Dear Simon,
Thanks for getting in touch again (I told you that viewing figures would be low if you left the show - but did you listen? Did you COCK!) Anyway - I do happen to have a gem of news from the world of Popular Music.
Researchers have unearthed a
recorded version of the popular song 'Itchycoo Park', which appears to have been produced with vocals by Michael Jackson! Tests are still being carried out to authenticate that the voice is indeed that of The King of Pop but a close aide and confidante has come forward to confirm that many times he overheard Michael saying that he'd
always wanted to cover The Small Faces."
Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel
