Lord Noel - Supporting the NHS in it's Hour of Need

Whatto! Peeps...

As you will know
thanks to the excesses of Members of Parliament
(AKA "Corrupt Spongers")
the poor old NHS is now bankrupt.

As a result of my previously successful diagnosis of many rare conditions

I have been inundated with further pleas for help from really yukky ill people
...Like this...

Dear Lord Noel

I've got a lovely can of epoxy resin in my shed

(nothing strange about that I hear you cry)

but the trouble is that from time to time

I need to use the contents of that can

for odd jobs here and there 

around the house.

My problem is
that whenever I pick up the can 

to use the said contents

it brings me out in a 
nasty rash. 

What can I do?

Please help!

Regards

Thomas Foollery

 Dear Tom

(I hope you'll allow me to call you that 
since you've taken the trouble to write to me 
and enclose some horrific photos)

Your condition is an extremely rare one

and very difficult to diagnose

UNLESS 
you are an expert like me!

For I am pleased to be able to tell you

that you are displaying all the symptoms 
of someone who is

glue-tin intolerant.

You're Welcome!

PS I had a brilliant book about Glue once 
- I just couldn't put it down

Tallyho!
-xxx-

Best Wishes - Lord Noel