Whatto! Motorists.....
It is given with a view to helping to ease the continually growing financial burden which is being hurled relentlessly upon the innocent and law abiding motor vehicle enthusiast.
Did you know that there is a way that you can now park for FREE in any city centre?
Yes! You heard me...FREE
Just follow the Lord Noel 4 Step Plan!
Step 1. Park your car wherever you like! And I mean 'wherever'...there are absolutley NO restrictions using this method (which has a Patent Pending by the way)
Step 2. As you leave your car simply place a 'Police aware' sticker on the outside of your car (These can be purchased from Police Officers - if you ever get to meet one)
Step 3. (This step will require real committment on your part to ensure that the resulting effect appears convincing enough to any passing Local Government Officials) Just pull the car radio out of it's housing in a very rough manner - so that a lot of the inner wiring is clearly exposed to anyone peering into the vehicle.
Step 4. Simply smash all the windows and set car on fire. Hey Presto!...Free Parking!
You're Welcome!
Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel
