Whatto! Peeps...
I'm out once again at a lovely restaurant with drinks from the bar
which have been brought to our table.
which have been brought to our table.
My lovely Lady wife has headed orf to the ablutions.
Leaving me to check out the Menu, full of exotic creations - which I love.
Then the wine waiter appears at my elbow, hands me another Cognac and asks me...
"Lord Noel...may I ask what Lady Jacqueline is having this evening?"
To which I reply "I'm not certain but she's been gone quite a while...
...so probably a shit."
Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel
