Lord Noel And A Bit About How I Manage To Stay In Such Great Shape For A Bally Pensioner

Whatto! Peeps...

The Class went ahead - even after the theft of the medicine balls

Those of you who know me well

will also know that I have a fantastically athletic 

and enormously erotic physique.

The reason for that is because I like to keep it in shape.

(Humanoid shape mainly).

But I tend to get bored very quickly
especially if I'm made to do the same old thing over and over.

That's why I enjoy new and unusual keep-fit classes so much

(as much as the next Lord anyway)

but I'm sorry to say that in my last class 

I was forced to surrender my Cargo Pants, wallet and money

when I stupidly wandered into 'Somali Pilates'

Tallyho!

Best Wishes - Lord Noel