Whatto! Peeps...
Everyone on this wonderful planet of ours...
...is ultimately seeking one thing...
...LOVE!
And the proliferation of online dating sites is a perfect example...
...of how modern technology is helping to bring people closer to finding their perfect partner.
Allowing someone from America to meet their soul mate in Africa...
...or an aging pensioner from England...
(who probably thought his days of romance were long over)
...to find that a young and beautiful woman who really fancies him
...DOES exist!
Now all he has to do is get her back here...
...from Thailand.
The Internet is the ideal medium to present yourself to others...
...without the obvious blemishes that REAL LIFE sometimes cannot hide.
After all...
...there's no reason for complete strangers to be subjected to your 'first thing in the morning' look....
...or your incurable body odeur...
...or your rampant halitosis...
...and what if you lie about your height a little?
...and maybe inflate your salary a couple of times?
...or alter your job title to the one you always really wanted?
But just think for a moment...
...about the poor recipient...
...the potental 'Love of your life'....
..and the disappointment that they will inevitably experience...
...when meeting someone....
...who is clearly several decades older than their online photo.
It's NEVER a good way to begin that all important 'First Date'
Which is why some people prefer the opposite approach...
(known as 'Warts 'n' All')
...chosing to be brutally honest about every aspect of their life....
...by graphically outlining all the eternal torment they are feeling..
...from all of their (as yet) unreconciled 'Issues'...
...in the rawest of detail...
...in the belief that this will attract them their perfect mate...
..'someone who can love them for how they truly are'
If I can give you some advice...
Don't!
People prefer to find things out for themselves....
....slowly...
...over time...
otherwise you may as well create a profile for yourself...
...using this picture
...and Good Luck!
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| Lionel was disappointed by the lack of response to his advert |
Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel
