Wednesday 23 September 2009

Lord Noel Knows You Can't be Too Safe

Whatto! Gun enthusiasts........

Everyone knows the importance of gun safety............
That's why a forty year old man insisted on giving his girlfriend a lesson in it.........
........ before taking her to a local firing range.
He had rounded up a selection of weapons.............
....... so that he could demonstrate each of their various safety features to her.
He proceeded to do this..........
............ by pointing each gun at his own head........
....... and then pulling the triggers.
For the first two guns..........
..........he completed two fine demonstrations of the importance of safety features................
...... and knowing how your weapon works.......
.....but the third one wasn't quite so impressive.
Police say man from Missouri fired the weapon...........
..........thereby shooting himself in the head......
....causing a fatal head wound.
He was taken to hospital.............
............ but died the following morning..........
...... giving his friends and family just long enough to tell him..........
....... how they all thought he could win this year's Darwin Award.
And his name?...........
James......
....James LOONEY.

Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel & Lady Jacqueline

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