Saturday 5 September 2009

Lord Noel's Sex Scandal at Virtual Manor!

Whatto! Blogfans...........
Something scandalous has happened............
.....here at Virtual Manor.............

.....and I wanted YOU to be the first to know......
....before the News of the World gets hold of it.
You will remember that we have three chickens.........
....and that one of them......
....is a dark and dusky maiden......
.....from South East Asia....
....named 'Korma'.........
Well............
.....it turns out.........
....that Korma.....
....is a HE!
Yes!.......a ladyboy!
....in our midst!
Not that we have a problem with transgender chickens.......
....or ladyboys of ANY sort for that matter.
We saw plenty of lovely ones during our months away in Thailand.
Thinking about it now.......
....all the signs were there.....
...the flamboyant plumage........
.....the incredible 'interest' that Korma took in 'Nuggets'.......
.....jumping up onto her back and playfully riding her around the garden....
Yes......as you can see......
....Nuggets can't even bear to look me in the eye right now!
It appeared to us.......
....... as potential experts in chicken behaviour.........
.....that they might be engaging..........
....in a spot of.....
....'rug pecking' activity!
Again......
....something we can both accommodate quite readily......
....having no prejudices in that area...........
.........and if either of them wish to partake from the feathery cup......
.........that is entirely their choice.
And we knew categorically........
....that Nuggets is female......
....from the clues that she's producing for us........
........every other day.
In the end.........
....it was the loud crowing at 6am...........
....just outside our bedroom window....
... that finally convinced us.
Apparently it's quite hard to tell whether they are boys or girls......
....I know that feeling very well from staying in Pattong.
But our 'suppliers' were very understanding.......
.......and as we had agreed to take in three female lodgers.......
.....they happily exchanged our 'ladyboy'.......
.....for another female.
All I had to do was catch him.
If you ever get the chance......
....... do try it sometime.
I was running around the garden.............
..... whilst trying to get my hands on my cock.....
....squawking like mad......
.....in and out of bushes.......
....it's quite invigorating.
Eventually I managed to get my cock....
.... into a cardboard box......
.....and drove it to the agreed meeting place for the 'exchange' to take place.
We were given another Silkie maiden......
....this time completely black all over.......
...a beautiful soft satin black against a background of charcoal body feathers.....
.....beautiful......
She soon started mingling with the other ladies.............
....and was soon getting on so well.........
.........that she was sharing food ..........
.......and even watching them bath
Nuggets...........
....who had been distraught all morning..........
....settled down eventually too.......
....but she still isn't talking to me.
So it's Hello 'Satay'!
And Goodbye Korma!
It was really nice knowing you....
.......but you were just one cock too many.

Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel & Lady Jacqueline

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