Lord Noel On Men

Whatto! Pepys....

Have you noticed how Men are like similes?
It's amazing how many similes can be extracted from observing the behaviour of ordinary mortal men. When one begins to look below their sweaty, hairy surface and get in touch with the underlying character of MAN it becomes so much easier!
So.... I have to ask.....
How well do you know men and how they behave?
Prove that you really understand men by simply completing these common Similes....

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MEN SIMILES
1. Men are like department stores because ...
2. Men are like holidays because ...
3. Men are like computers because ...
4. Men are like coolers because ...
5. Men are like chocolate bars because ...
6. Men are like good coffee because ...
7. Men are like horoscopes because...
8. Men are like plungers because ...
9. Men are like cement because ...

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ANSWERS:


1. Their clothes should always be half off.
2. They never seem to be long enough.
3. They're hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
4. If you load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
5. They're sweet and smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
6. The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all night long.
7. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
8. They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.
9. After getting laid, they take a long time to get really hard.


Tallyho!

Best Wishes - Lord Noel