Lord Noel On Lager

Whatto! Pepys...

Are you someone who loves Lager?

Has drinking Lager become such a devotion for you that it is now more like a Religious experience?

If it has, then you may enjoy using this prayer next time you pick up your pint and make your offerings to the Holy One...

THE BEER PRAYER!

Our Lager,

Which art in barrels,

Hallowed be thy brand.

Thy will be drunk, 

At home as it is in public.

Give us this day our frothy head,

And forgive us our spillage's,

As we forgive those who spill their's against us.

And lead us not into Police Stations,

but deliver us from hangovers.

For wine is not better, than bottles of Lager.

For ever and ever.

BARMEN.

Tallyho!

 

Best Wishes - Lord Noel