Friday 5 August 2011

Lord Noel's Tarot Reading - High Priestess

Whatto! Peeps...
Today's card is the High Priestess!
You know that new girl at the office?...
...the friendly, attractive brunette with the weird hat sense?
Well, although she's sending out all the right subliminal sex messages.....
....you need to know that she has a cheese fetish!
Her flat is full of big stinky cheesy crescents...
...and she's got lousy taste in wallpaper!
You're Welcome!

Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel

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