Lord Noel as Jesus

Whatto! Peeps....

I was at a lovely fancy dress party this weekend!

I went as Jesus and my wife went as the Devil....and during the course of the evening we came to a very agreeable compromise.....

...if only real life was like that.

There was so much free booze that it was a miracle I was still relatively sober at midnight...
...when the party seemed to get a little out of hand.

A very drunk Batman came over and hit me over the head with a plate....

....shouting "T'Pau!". 

My Lady wife laughed weakly when she saw I wasn't injured and then said "Batman, didn't you mean 'Kapow?!' " 

"No" he said "I've got china in my hand!"

Tallyho!

Best Wishes - Lord Noel