Lord Noel on Hotel TV

Whatto! Peeps...

I recently spent a few days in London and was checking in after a few hours drive.
As the Receptionist was confirming my booking on their computer, I was trying to think of everything that I needed because I like my stay to be arranged just so.
I then suddenly remembered something which is of particular importance to me and I said to the receptionist, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled!"
She turned away from the computer screen to face me with a face of sheer thunder and replied, "No Sir, it's just regular porn, you sick bastard!"  


Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel