Lord Noel Attends A Garden Party

Whatto! Villagers...........

One of the nice things about living in the cuntryside........

......is going along to locally organised events.

We were invited to a Garden Party recently.............

.....where the atmosphere was very relaxed.......

.......with everyone enjoying the lovely summer weather.....

Every so often someone would get up and do a 'turn'..........

....this couple did a very amusing sketch about 'Health & Safety'

Yes.... you heard me correctly.....

.....and it was actually very good!

This chap stood up and told a very long story about his dog........

.....which apparently keeps getting out of the garden all the time......

....and bothering his neighbours........

I think maybe he just wanted to apologise publicly to everyone.....

.....but again......

......it was told very amusingly.

There was even a 'beer tent'........

Filled with FREE BEER!

Yes! FREE BEER!

Rather Delicious!.............

And another marquee had the most delicious FREE FOOD!

.....and some absolutely amazing home-cured ham!

Talk about succulent!

The surprise of the evening was a young lady who stood up and sang.......

....with a beautiful voice that sounded like a cross between Alison Moyet and Annie Lennox.....

....absolutely brilliant!

They even provided a Magician.......

....who passed amongst us....

....doing his very impressive tricks......

.....for All and Sundry

(Yes Kevin All and Margaret Sundry were both in attendence)

There was also a spelling competition.........

....which I was encouraged to enter.........

.....but didn't manage to get into the Grand Final ........

....which was fought between a psychologist..........

....and (rather surprisingly I thought).......

....... an American horse breeder...........

The question master announced their final word.......

He said "I'd now like you both to spell Hospice."

.....the horse breeder stood no chance!

Tallyho!

Best Wishes - Lord Noel & Lady Jacqueline