Tuesday 12 August 2008

Lord Noel on Summer Storms

Whattttto!!

Currently the British Isles seems to be suffering from what I like to call..............

.......The British SUMMER!!!..........


We have close family members who are curretly sitting in a caravan on the South coast.......
............in the middle of a Gale...............
.............but the local Mental Health Team have them scheduled for a visit any day now.........


Here............ the flash floods have taken there toll...............
........two wonderful friends of ours got our help today (weather they liked it or not!)...........
........when their business units were flooded...............


We could have done with help from Moses!!!......
............... to add to the sandbanks and drainage sytems they already had in place.........
These beautiful people have been fighting to make their business work................
..........and DO NOT need to take on the weather as well......................!!!
(GOD / GODDESS please take note!!!!!!!!!)


Obviously normal modes of transport were ineffective..............
.......but we HAD TO EAT!!!.............
.........SOMEHOW!!!..........
..........and SOMEWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Having placed our telephone order...............
I felt it was only right and proper to use my recent purchase to collect our food!!..............



Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lord Kayak to the rescue!!!!!!!!!!!!!...........
UnLuckily the stock they hold is clothing................
...........and there's very little you can do with it................
......if it gets totally soaked.....................
.......SO!!!
......we did the ONLY thing we COULD do in the circumstances!!!...........
.......and held a 'WET T SHIRT' COMPETITION!!!

WALLOP!!!!
Here's a picture of the winner!!...............
.................Who I was pleased to present the Victory sash to.............


................and so you see dear reader - EVERY cloud has some sort of lining!!!

Tallyho!
Best wishes - LORD NOEL & Lady Jacqueline
Dress With Finesse