Lord Noel Wonders If There Are Aliens In Our Midst?

Whato! Once more............

and quite a contraversial blog entry this time I'm afraid..............

certainly not for the squeamish amongst you.................

It began when I began to read this book..............

It's written by a Doctor ..............

.........so it must be true!............

His supposition are that men and women are from different planets!............

....and if you look at these images of Earth and Venus.........

.....I think you can clearly see why women came here!............

WATER!!!....
Compare the two planets for a second...............
Earth is clearly much bluer than Venus................
and obviously more attractive to women for that reason.............

Think of the Multi-million pound industry that has grown up..............
purely to supply moisture for these poor creatures!..........
Here is a hand that was alledgedly left behind in a Chemist shop!.............

The customer had been enquiring about...............
YES!............. you guessed it!!...
Moisturising cream!!!!..........

Could this have been the same cruel fate that ruined the beauty in this picture?.........
Who (Co-incidentally?)............ ALSO goes by the name 'VENUS'...............


Here is a picture of an unfortunate Alien who never made it to Earth alive..............

See how dried up her skin has become?!..........


The face looked somewhat familiar to me................
.....so I looked up a photo of an old girlfriend of mine.................

Striking similarity don't you think?!!

Then I remembered!!...............

I myself have often woken up in our grassed courtyard.............
in a confused state...........
with a sore head...........
and an extremely dry throat...............!!!

Could it BE?!!.........
That from the safety of my BED!!!............
I have been the subject of some sort of ABDUCTION!!???......

Where moisture crazy creatures..............
have taken their turns....................
in sucking out all my bodily liquids!!!???............
Be on your guard at all times dear reader!!!...........
The truth is out there!!!!!!!!!..............
Best wishes - Lord Noel