Lord Noel Recognises Thirsty Work

Whatto! Shop keepers......

Shoplifting must be the bane of your life.....

.....complete strangers walking into your shop.....

...... and helping themselves to your merchandise....

....how annoying.

Well apparently...........

....women can hide things.....

(not emotional things)

...... better than men.

Whether its because they have more lumps and bumps than men.............

.........and they do.........

.....I know this for a fact........

....or whether it's because they are more creative / devious / deceitful.........

....hasn't yet been concluded.

One example of this was in Zachary Louisiana......

...where a woman was seen acting suspiciously inside a shop......

....named 'The Crossroads Grocery Store'

When the staff reviewed the in-store CCTV video.........

....they could see the woman shoving some items up her dress........

....... and then walking out of the store with them.......

....without paying.

When they checked their stock.......

....they found that she had stolen......

.....two bottles of 'soda'..........

.....and.......

........ a 12 Pack of Miller Lite!

 

Police Captain David McDavid said that the woman was identified as Lisa Newsome.......

....a 42 year old Louisiana resident.......

...who had a string of other convictions.

She was subsequently arrested by Police.....

....and during the Police interview......

......Newsome admitted the theft.......

.....offering to show officers how she did it......

"She was attempting to demonstrate the methodology" said Captain McDavid......

...."But we told her to keep her pants on!"

Newsome also admitted 40 other similar offences.

I wonder how many people in the Louisiana area have drunk from bottles stolen by Newsome?.......

....without wiping the neck?

Tallyho!

Best Wishes - Lord Noel & Lady Jacqueline