Lord Noel's A Granma!

What ho! Wordsmiths..............


Aren't Anagrams fun?......
And they so often...........
......speak the truth.

The Houses of Parliament - Loonies far up the Thames
Francois Mitterand - Mad strain of cretin
Performance related pay - Mere end of year claptrap
Acorn Computers - Crap to consumer
Peter Ustinov - Eruptive snot
Robert De Niro - error on bidet
Sir Alec Guinness - Clearing sinuses
Mel Gibson - big melons
Arnold Schwarzenegger - He's grown large n crazed
Kylie Minogue - I like em young
Gloria Estefan - large fat noise
Chris Rea - rich arse
Madonna the material girl - Real dim, man-eating harlot
Diego Maradona - O dear I'm a gonad
Martina Navratilova - Variant rival to a man
Gabriela Sabatini - Insatiable airbag
Irritable Bowel Syndrome - O my terrible drains below
Boddingtons, the cream of Manchester - Boddington's stomach ache fermenter
Stella Artois, reassuringly expensive - Pint o lager virtually erases sexiness

Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel & Lady Jacqueline