Whatto! Peeps....
1. Can't we make our relationship more Physical? I'm tired of just being
friends.
2. Please leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that
way.
3. I LOVE hairy butts they're really sexy.
4. Hey, get a whiff of that one!
5. Please don't throw that old T-shirt away, the holes in the armpit
are just so cute.
6. This diamond is much too big.
7. My lips aren't going NEAR that thing unless I get to swallow.
8. You look like you could do with another beer
9. Does this make my butt look too small?
10. Guess what?..I'm wrong! So you must be right again.
Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel
