Friday 18 February 2011

Lord Noel Reports on Criminality At The Zoo

Whatto! Peeps......
You are what you eat.....and I LOVE nuts!...

Four boys were recently brought before The Magistrates in town.

They were causing a lot of commotion at the zoo.

"Boys," said one of the Magistrates sternly, "I never like to hear reports of juvenile delinquency.

So I want each of you to tell me your name and what you were doing wrong."

"My name is George," said the first boy, "and I threw peanuts into the elephant pen."

"My name is Pete," said the second boy, "and I threw peanuts into the elephant pen."

"My name is Mike," said the third boy, "and I threw peanuts into the elephant pen."

Then the fourth boy stood up and said "My name is Peanuts!"

Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel