My good Lady wife was one of the many who attended a girls boarding school abroad as part of her education...
...and from time to time they hold reunions which she likes to attend.
The last one was held in England and she was so pleased to see so many of her old classmates after all these years.
She told me she got talking to a girl named Rosalind...
...and together they caught up on everything that had happened to them since they'd last met.
Inevitably the conversation covered the usual topics of husbands, children, homes, etc....
...and finally got around to their sex lives.
Lady Jacqueline says "Mine's fabulous! We get it on every week or so, sometimes for five or six hours! How's yours?"
Rosalind replies "Well mine's just great, ever since we got into S&M."
Lady Jacqueline is slightly aghast. "Really Rosalind? I never would have guessed that you would
go for that."
"Oh, yes," says Rosalind, "He snores while I masturbate."
Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel
