Whatto! Peeps.....
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERONE!
As the year of Our Lord 2010 comes to it's sticky end..........I find myself mulling over things which have concerned me a great deal throughout this year.....
.....such as.....
How can you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Do butterflies remember life as a caterpillar?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
Where do people in Hell tell other people to go?
If it is true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
If you are sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
What happens when you put a light saber in water?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Why are they called apartments, when they are all stuck together?
Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?
When 2 people marry, they say, "You may kiss the bride". What do they say if 2 MEN get married?
Why is vanilla ice cream white.... when vanilla extract is brown?
Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it’s not funny at all?
Do you yawn in your sleep?.... and how do you know?
Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?
How come lemon washing up liquid contains real lemons, but lemon juice contains artificial flavorings?
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? ...Rabbits don’t lay eggs.
Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel & Lady Jacqueline
