Wednesday, 15 December 2010

Lord Noel's New Sex Position

Whatto! Peeps.......
  

I believe it's important to work hard to keep 
the magic alive in ones marriage....
.....so it was with great excitement 
that I rushed home today and said to my wife, 
"You'll never believe it, Lady Jacqueline, 
but I've discovered an entirely new position for
 
our lovemaking."

"Really Lord Noel?" said Lady Jacqueline interested 
at once. "What on earth is it?"

"It's called 'Back to back'." I exclaimed excitedly

"But that's crazy! We can't do anything back to back."
 ...she replied with growing concern

"Yes we can Darling!" I persisted
 
"Because I've persuaded.... 
 
....another couple to help us out!"
 
Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel 

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