Friday, 3 December 2010

Lord Noel Reports On New 'Hands On' Approach With Bra

What ho! Pepys......


Apparently a Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Oxford University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling about or bouncing up and down, and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.
At a news conference, after announcing the invention, a large group of men took Dr. Rickson outside...
....and kicked the shit out of him!

Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel

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