What ho! Pepys.....
As an Internationally reknowned raconteur and wag I am often being asked for quick witted remarks which could be used in a variety of useful situations....
....usually to amuse or repel others.....
....so here are a few to be getting on with......
Driver Carries No Cash - HE'S MARRIED!
4 Out Of 3 People have Trouble With Fractions.
DRUGS LEAD NOWHERE - But it IS the Scenic Route.
IMPOTENCE - Nature's way of saying, "No hard feelings."
The proctologist called ... they found your head!
Save your breath ... You'll need it to blow up your date.
Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel
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