Lord Noel on The Lecture

Whatto! peeps.....

 A friend of ours was walking through Town at midnight when he was asked by a Policeman where he was going.
“I’m on the way to listen to a lecture about the effects of alcohol and drug abuse on the human body.”
The policeman asked, “Really? And who’s going to be giving a lecture at this time of night?“
"That would be my wife” he replied.

Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel