What ho! Everyone....
Lord Noel here....
As everyone knows....
...language is an ever evolving process....
....and phrases that were previously slang have eventually featured in Dictionaries through common useage as perfect examples of how descriptive and contemporary our language continues to be...
* SALAD DODGER.
An excellently versatile phrase which can be applied to any overweight person.
* SWAMP-DONKEY
Anyone who is considered to be deeply unattractive.
* TESTICULATING.
Waving your arms around and talking bollocks.
* BLAMESTORMING.
Sitting round in a group,
discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed,
and who was responsible.
discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed,
and who was responsible.
* SEAGULL MANAGER.
A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise,
craps on everything, and then leaves.
craps on everything, and then leaves.
* SALMON DAY..
The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream
only to get screwed and die.
only to get screwed and die.
* CUBE FARM.
An office filled with cubicles where humans are put to work - sounds yuk!
* PRAIRIE DOGGING.
When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm,
and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.
(This also applies to applause for a promotion because there may be cake.)
and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.
(This also applies to applause for a promotion because there may be cake.)
* SINBAD.
For unmarried ladies who have found employment.
(Single income, no boyfriend and desperate).
(Single income, no boyfriend and desperate).
* AEROPLANE BLONDE.
A lady who has clearly bleached/dyed her hair
but nevertheless still retains the 'black box'.
but nevertheless still retains the 'black box'.
* PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE.
The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device
to get it to work again.
to get it to work again.
* NONO SECOND.
That minuscule fraction of time in which you suddenly realise
you've just made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all').
you've just made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all').
* GREYHOUND.
A very very short skirt, only an inch or two from the hare.
* JOHNNY-NO-STARS.
A young man of substandard intelligence,
the typical adolescent who works in a burger restaurant.
The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars
that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear
to show their level of training.
the typical adolescent who works in a burger restaurant.
The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars
that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear
to show their level of training.
* MILLENNIUM DOMES.
The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside,
but there's actually nothing in there worth seeing.
but there's actually nothing in there worth seeing.
* MONKEY BATH .
A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in,
you go: 'Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa! Aa! Aa!'.
you go: 'Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa! Aa! Aa!'.
* MYSTERY BUS.
The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night
while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint,
and whisks away all the unattractive people
and replaces them with stunners when you come back in.
while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint,
and whisks away all the unattractive people
and replaces them with stunners when you come back in.
* TART FUEL.
Those premixed bottled spirits, regularly consumed by young women.
* TRAMP STAMP
The tattoo on a female which is usually just above the posterior
* PICASSO BUM.
A woman whose knickers are too small for her,
so she looks like she's got 4 cubist buttocks
so she looks like she's got 4 cubist buttocks
(Find even more at The Urban Dictionary)
Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel
