Monday 27 September 2010

Lord Noel Says 'Come See Me Eat Nipples'

What ho!....Pepys...


I've often wondered to myself "Why exactly do us men have nipples?"....
...after all we don't have milk glands....
....so what use are they meant to be put to?
Thankfully I'm not the only one to voice this delicate imponderable....


And there are some people who say that we men just wouldn't look attractive without them....
...a question of balance and symmetry I suppose.
For instance, could you imagine this young man without them?....
....I'm sure he'd look absolutely ghastly.


Anyway....
...here's a lovely Indian song 
...about eating them....

...It's all rather good and I do hope you like it...

Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel

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