Monday 21 December 2009

Lord Noel On Partying Yourself Sili!

Whatto! Partygoers...

As this is the season for partying....
....and being an avid party attender (and organiser) myself......
I was interested to read about a NEW type of party which is sweeping across the US of A.
No....
...it's not some new form of 'Tupperware'.....
(although I realise that they are frightfully exciting).... 


.....and it's certainly not one of the 'Underwear' types either.....
(Oh no....much too cccccold!)


No....
...this attending THIS party.....
....could seriously change your LIFE!
Apparently, at these parties someone shows up....
....with minimal Medical credentials.......
....and gives everyone at the party......
.......silicone injections!


oH! wHAT fun!!...
I hear you shriek....
...(in varying forms of upper and lower case letters as if you had just left the caps lock on by mistake and hadn't realised until afterwards and then couldn't be bothered to go back and alter it)


As of late this week, San Diego police are seeking a woman accused of giving five people illegal silicone injections, saying that one victim who fell ill is not expected to live.
The five "customers" paid to take the injections hoping to increase their femininity by augmenting their lips, cheeks, hips and buttocks........


Several hours after the party, two of them fell ill and began experiencing breathing problems, Rooney said. Paramedics took them to a hospital, where they were admitted in critical condition.
Two of the woman's five "patients" are in critical condition Thursday, and on life support, police say.


According to investigators, the suspect is believed to be an unlicensed medical practitioner from the Los Angeles area.
"Her business was done more by word of mouth," said SDPD Rooney. "She came down here to provide this service to the transgendered women."
Apparently....
There are MANY trangendered women in the San Diego area....
Silicone injections are illegal in California unless given by a licensed physician. Additionally, the silicone must be encapsulated. It can cause serious health problems if it migrates to the lungs or other organs.


Police believe other party-goers may have received injections, and are now asking them to come forward with information.
The only way that I would allow someone to pump silicon into my face.......
....is if it was inside somebody elses body!


Tallyho!
Best Wishes Lord Noel & his adorable wifette Lady Jacqueline

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