What ho! everyone...........
Around this time of year my mind always drifts orf to the idea of having a lovely "Holiday!".........
I'm always interested in exploring new continents and countries I've never been to before.....
.....and in an effort to increase tourism in Kazakhstan (the country made infamous by the wonderful Borat)..............
........Kazakhstan officials have begun publicising their adventure holiday range to get people to visit and appreciate all the natural wonders they feel they have to offer...............
The setting is against the mountainous region of Braukbarak where you can hire horses, mules or even an ass to take a trail through this wonderful mountain scenery. Up there they have rare insects which include a beetle that famously spends most of it's time on it's back.....
For the more adventurous tourist there's a wide range of camping facilities with different sized tents. There's also a chance for the more active traveller to help the local farmers with crop planting on their steep mountain terraces..........
For fun in the evening they also take advantage of the clear night skies by offering astronomy classes but for the more 'macho' traveller there's a chance to take part in a prestigious strength competition that is held regularly in a converted clothing factory.............
.......And of course there's sea kayaking with a chance to discover the famous coastal caves and tunnels along the Farge coastline. The Home office has not yet lifted it's warning to tourists visiting the region due to the random attacks from thieves that roam the Bahm valley area preying on lone tourists................
.........so Kazakhstan still has a way to go to become the 'ideal' destination.
But in the face of mounting criticism....... the Kazakhstan Tourist Board has continued to promote the area with the following press release:
"Have you interest in getting back to naturals with other menfolks?..... then best place for to come is Braukbarak Mountain! Here you can make camp with friends who are happy to help you with sticking up your tent pole and you can ride your ass off in wide open airs. We also invite you watch our famous 'back skuttlers' mating in bushes or maybe you chose to get busy doing uphill gardenings with our local peoples!..... They love it! In evenings you can make nice time with experts to help you look at Uranus or maybe you will take part in traditional shirt-lifting contest with other strong mens!? If you wish you can just get out your big canoe and stick it into our Farge Tunnels? We are bendings backwards to be makings your holiday fun! And please don't worry about thief who lives in hills! - we give you protections for these Bahm Bandits!! ...........
Kazakhstan! You will to come!?"
Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel & Lady Jacqueline
Dress With Finesse
I'm always interested in exploring new continents and countries I've never been to before.....
.....and in an effort to increase tourism in Kazakhstan (the country made infamous by the wonderful Borat)..............
........Kazakhstan officials have begun publicising their adventure holiday range to get people to visit and appreciate all the natural wonders they feel they have to offer...............
The setting is against the mountainous region of Braukbarak where you can hire horses, mules or even an ass to take a trail through this wonderful mountain scenery. Up there they have rare insects which include a beetle that famously spends most of it's time on it's back.....
For the more adventurous tourist there's a wide range of camping facilities with different sized tents. There's also a chance for the more active traveller to help the local farmers with crop planting on their steep mountain terraces..........
For fun in the evening they also take advantage of the clear night skies by offering astronomy classes but for the more 'macho' traveller there's a chance to take part in a prestigious strength competition that is held regularly in a converted clothing factory.............
.......And of course there's sea kayaking with a chance to discover the famous coastal caves and tunnels along the Farge coastline. The Home office has not yet lifted it's warning to tourists visiting the region due to the random attacks from thieves that roam the Bahm valley area preying on lone tourists................
.........so Kazakhstan still has a way to go to become the 'ideal' destination.
But in the face of mounting criticism....... the Kazakhstan Tourist Board has continued to promote the area with the following press release:
"Have you interest in getting back to naturals with other menfolks?..... then best place for to come is Braukbarak Mountain! Here you can make camp with friends who are happy to help you with sticking up your tent pole and you can ride your ass off in wide open airs. We also invite you watch our famous 'back skuttlers' mating in bushes or maybe you chose to get busy doing uphill gardenings with our local peoples!..... They love it! In evenings you can make nice time with experts to help you look at Uranus or maybe you will take part in traditional shirt-lifting contest with other strong mens!? If you wish you can just get out your big canoe and stick it into our Farge Tunnels? We are bendings backwards to be makings your holiday fun! And please don't worry about thief who lives in hills! - we give you protections for these Bahm Bandits!! ...........
Kazakhstan! You will to come!?"
Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel & Lady Jacqueline
Dress With Finesse
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