Whatto! motorists..............
I love reading Motor Insurance Quotes from Claim Forms......There's always at least one that raises a giggle for me............
"I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.".
I knocked over a man. He admitted it was his fault as he had been run over before.
I collided with a stationary car coming the other way.
I consider that neither vehicle was to blame but if either were to blame it was the other one.
I left my Austin Seven outside and when I came out later to my amazement there was an Austin Twelve.
My car had to turn sharper than was necessary owing to an invisible lorry.
So in order to avoid a collision I ran into the other car.
"The pedestrian had no idea which way to run, so I ran over him.".
The other car collided with mine without giving any warning of its intention.
The other man suddenly altered his mind so I had to run over him.
I told the other idiot what he was and went on.
A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
I unfortunately ran over a pedestrian and the old gentleman was taken to hospital, much regretting the circumstances.
I thought the side window was down but it was up, as I found when I put my head through it.
If the other driver had stopped a few yards behind himself the accident would not have happened.
She suddenly saw me, lost her head and we met.
A cow wandered into my car. I was afterwards informed that the cow was half-witted.
Three women were talking to each other and when two stepped back and one stepped forward so I had to have an accident.
Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel & Lady Jacqueline
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