Whatto! Travellers..............
I happened to be in a taxi the other day and leaned over to ask the driver a question.........
.......tapping him on the shoulder........
The driver screamed!.......... lost control of the cab......... nearly hit a bus............ drove up over the curb........ stopping just inches from a large plate glass window!
For a few moments everything was silent in the cab..............
and then the still shaking driver said to me, "I'm sorry mate - you scared the daylights out of me!"
I apologised and said I didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.....
The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault................ Today is my first day driving a cab............
........... I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."
I continued my journey in silence......determined to avoid another incident.......
But I got my own back later................
................when he asked me if I'd check whether his rear indicators were working.....
I agreed..............and peering out of the rear window as he turned them on I said.........
"Yes......No......Yes......No...........!"
Tallyho!
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