Whatto! Peeps...
Supermarkets are apparently the new 'place to be'....
....especially if you want to meet older ladies....
...otherwise known as 'Cougars'....
....these ladies prowl the aisles in search of a 'mate'...
...and can be easily identified by their copious head hair.
And if you are a fan of the 'larger woman'.....
....there are LOTS to chose from....
These are women who have dedicated every waking moment...
....to developing themselves further than was thought humanly possible....
...and have the necessary skimpy clothing to show off their assets.
One can see their level of dedication...
....simply from the amount of work they put into their face make-up.
Some women are so dedicated...
...that they virtually live in these Supermarkets....
....choosing to remain close to their precious food stuffs....
....which they desperately need...
...to retain their voluptuous figures...
Some have taken this dedication to brand new levels.....
...creating (through many hours of tireless effort)....
...that distinctive bodily feature known as the 'Gut Crack'...
....whilst other women can only dream of the day...
...when maybe they too will have one.
Meanwhile...
...subliminal messages are passed surreptitiously between customers....
....allowing prospective 'mates' to see where their preferences lie...
...some preferring to flaunt designer ' names'...
...others being far less subtle...
...but the underlying message is certainly clear enough...
....and if you're lucky enough to be part of this underworld...
....you may meet the partner of your dreams...
....now you know where to look!
Happy Hunting!
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