When I recently realized I was having trouble reading road signs, I knew it was time to visit the Optician
and get my first pair of glasses.
I was seated in front of the eye chart.....
...then the Doctor instructed me to cover one eye with my hand.
But despite the doctor's repeated instructions, I seemed incapable of anything more than a saluting motion.
Finally the doctor seemed to lose his patience with me.
Making a mask out of a brown paper bag he cut a hole for one eye.....
.....and put it over my head.
"Right! How does that feel, Lord Noel?" he asked curtly.
After a little pause, I answered dryly, "The fit is fine, doctor......
...But I was hoping for something a little more stylish."
Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel
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