Lord Noel Provides Answers To The Question 'Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?' #1

Whatto! Chicken consumers everywhere.............

They really are lovely creatures aren't they?............

Today I wondered what would happen if this age-old question was put to some public figures?......."Why DID the chicken cross the road?".........

Gordon Brown: "We in the British Government are acutely aware of the change in the direction of the chicken, which has been caused by global pressures outside of our control. We will do everything in our power to protect the British public from further fluctuations in the chicken"

George W Bush: "My Fellow Americans.....Now that the chicken has deliberately chosen to cross that line which was so clearly delineated before as 'the road' we must now ask ourselves - can we be sure that this chicken does not have unlimited access to weapons of mass destruction?"

Richard & Judy: "Later on we'll be talking to a chicken who has has, after years of indecision, finally manged to cross the road and we'll be finding out what it's been like for her and how it has affected her life."

CNN: "We are continuing to receive unconfirmed reports that the chicken HAS indeed crossed the road - although at this stage we are not being allowed access to that area....... As soon as we are we will bring you another live update on this ongoing story!"

Colonel Saunders: "WHAT! ......... I missed one?"

Tallyho!

Best Wishes - Lord Noel