Man of the House

Whatto! Readers.....................
I had just finished reading an inspirational book entitled "Man of the House"..........
And I must say..............
I felt like a new man!.....
Fully fired up as the Alpha Male....................to get things DONE!!
I stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to my wife...............
pointed a finger in her face (which I would never normally do!) and said, "From now on I want you to know that I am the man of the house and my word is law!"...............
She was shocked into complete obedient SILENCE!.................
It was Bally well WORKING!!!!.........So I continued...............
"I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a scrumptious dessert!...............
Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax!.................
And when I'm finished with my bath..............
guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?!"
My wife (who seemed to suddenly come to her senses)................
smiled wryly and said "My guess would be...................
...............the funeral director?!"
Tallyho!
Bes Wishes - Lord Noel