Lord Noel Reveals Evening Classes for Men - Week One

Whatto! self improvers................

The following leaflet was pushed through my letterbox the other day.............

I must say it sounds rather facinating!............

Lady Jacqueline thinks I should definately attend!.............

But I doubt it would do ME any good...............

after all.............I keep asking her..........


How can one improve on PERFECTION?

Here's the Leaflet details anyway.................



Week One of Evening Classes for Men

1) HOUSEHOLD MYTHS Roundtable discussions including "Toilet rolls - don't new ones just grow on the holder?" "Self refilling Ice cube trays - do they exist?" "Is levitation the way cutlery and crockery gets into the dishwasher?"

2) DIFFERENCES Decision making role play - using real clothing we ask "Should worn clothing should go on the floor or in the laundry basket?" You'll be amazed at the answer!

3) WHAT TO WATCH? Why "a night in watching TV" doesn't have to include sport

4) THE HOT SEAT One-on-one suppory counsellors re-enact scenarios where men are invited to try to urinate whilst sitting - on a toilet where the seat is permanently glued up! (Please wear waterproof clothing)

5) LOSS OF VIRILITY support groups discuss "How to deal with losing the remote control to your significant other"

6) WHERE ARE THEY NOW? Open forum on "How to find things by starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming"


Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel