Today I read a sorry tale which took place in the Australian state of New South Wales.............
near to a place called "Nobby's Beach!"........................
Police noticed a parked car in a no-stopping zone..................
On seeing the police, Keith Weatherley, 46, drove away, despite the flashing Police lights......
The chase lasted five to 10 minutes.................
with a top speed of just 10 miles per hour!........
Weatherley was stopped at Centenary Drive in Newcastle where he sat in the car...........
fiddling with something on his lap...................
Police now believed that he may have a weapon!............
So Four armed officers used batons and capsicum spray to forcibly remove him from his car.......
And they found him to be naked from the waist down..............
with his Penis stuck inside a 750-ml pasta jar!.....................
Police noted that "Weatherley attempted to continue pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling with Police".......................
A search of his car uncovered........
pornography.....................
a home-made sex aid (not described).................
women's stockings and........
............wait for it!......
............. a Jack Russell terrier!
Weatherley pleaded guilty to offensive behavior, resisting police and disobeying a police direction stating that he resisted police because he was trying to make himself "decent"
Tallyho!
Best wishes - Lord Noel
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