"Man of the Year!" Awards

Whatto! Men of the World...............

I was delighted to see that a decision has finally been reached on the 'Final Five' contenders for this years "Man of the Year!" Awards.............

There's been some really tough competition this year so whoever wins has done really well to get this far!.................

Don't forget................ the Judges will be awarding marks in the following areas........

• Maculinity - a quality very underated by many of todays society


• Firmness - Knowing when to apply it is the key here!


• Compassion - although they mustn't 'overdo' displaying of emotions


• Humility - Alas! One of the main reasons that I no longer compete!

I reproduce for you now some of the blurb in this years 'Finalist Magazine' - which has reached me 'hot off a press' from somewhere in Eastern Europe where the contest now has to be held - thanks to protests from so called 'Liberation' groups .............

Contender Number One:

"From Americas! See how he take this female outsides on nice day for gentle exercises while he must continue to checking that she is pleasuring herself by lookings at her face all of the times!"


(In my opinion he's a strong contender - with a very laid back approach that the judges will like)

Contender Number Two!

"From France! Here the mans make a special cozy love house for his beautifuls bike which is keep nice and drys from the weathers! See how he hug it! Very compassionate No?!"

(Again the French judges will love this - cycling is highly valued among the French!)

Contender Number Three!

"From Estonia! Here you see how the mans can make check the road clear and safe as he enjoy a cigarette for himself..... That way he will never healthy enough for to carry firewood - ever!"

(Beautiful use of the cigarette by this finalist will certainly gain him vital extra points)

Contender Number Four!

"From Kazakstan! My God! Looking how beautiful is this mans 'wife cage'?! Women must thinking 'How I wish he would be takings me for his another wife!' Yes Indeedee?!"

(This wonderful display of handiwork which will definately inpress the judges!)

Contender Number Five!

"From Copenhagen! See the man here busy with tastings of the beer so his wife does not make carry of bad bottles to his home. Don't worry I bet he will also be giving her one when they arrive!"

(Inspired use of the umbrella adds to this contenders over all nonchalance - brilliant!)

I must say it's going to be a tough decision this year!
Good Luck EVERYONE!!

Tallyho!
Best wishes - Lord Noel