Lord Noel's Lucky Pig Quiz

Whatto! Pepys...

Enjoy!!

QUESTIONS:

1.If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat what?
2.If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of what?
3.The human heart creates enough pressure while pumping to squirt blood how far?
4.Banging your head against a wall uses up how many calories an hour?.
5.Humans and dolphins are the only species that do what for pleasure?
6. What's the strongest muscle in the body?
7. What's impossible to so with your eyes open?
8. What can't you do by holding your breath?
9.Americans on the average eat how many acres of pizza every day?
10. Right-handed people live, on average, how many longer than left-handed people do?
11.In ancient Egypt, what did Priests do to their bodies?
12. How long does a pig's orgasm last for?
13. What can't a crocodile do with it's mouth?
14. The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, and can pull 30 times its own weight but when it's intoxicated what does it always do?
15. What are ALL Polar bears?
16. How many taste buds does the catfish have? 17. How many times it's gody length can a flea jump?
18. How long can a cockroach live without its head?
19.What can't a male praying mantis do while its head is attached to its body?
20. How many times a day can lions mate?21. What do Butterflies taste with?
22. Elephants are the only animals that can't do what?
23. What's unusual about a cat's urine?
24. Which is bigger an ostrich's eye or its brain?
25. What organ don't Starfishes have?



 ANSWERS:
1. One cup of coffee.
2. An atomic bomb.
3. 30 feet.
4. 150
5. Have sex
6. The TONGUE.
7. Sneeze
8. Kill yourself
9. 18
10. Nine years
11. Plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
12. 30 minutes.
13. Cannot stick its tongue out.
14. They always falls over on their right side.
15. Left handed.
16. Over 27,000 taste buds, that makes the catfish rank #1 for animal having the most taste buds.
17. 350 times its body length, that is like a human jumping the length of a football field.
18. Nine days - then it starves to death.
19. It cannot copulate The female initiates sex by ripping the males head off.
20. Over 50 times a day.
21. Their feet.
22. Jump. (thankfully)
23. It glows under a blacklight.
24. It's eye is bigger than it's brain
25. Brains.


After reading all these, all I can say is....Lucky Pig


Tallyho! Best Wishes - Lord Noel