What ho! Pepys...
Many people ask me how I manage to look so physically perfect
after all these years of self-abuse...
And my reply to such questioners is always the same...
"My body is a temple...
...so wipe your feet and take off your hat and shoes outside....
...And NO! - I don't want to be entered by a priest."
Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel
