What ho! Pepys...
There's definitely a real chemistry between Lady Jacqueline and myself.
But it wasn't always like that between us....
When I first met her and I woke up covered in test tubes...
...I knew I really should've asked her to clarify what she meant...
...when she said she "liked to experiment in bed."
Nonetheless, at that stage in my development...
Nonetheless, at that stage in my development...
...I liked to experiment a bit too.
On one occasion I remember quite vividly...
accidentally creating the Philanderer's Stone.
Which is why I'm now immoral.
Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel
