What ho! Pepys...
Rather than try to resist the ongoing trend developing in the UK right now, I have decided instead to incorporate horse meat into each of my daily meals. It certainly hasn't had any side effects on me. In fact my fence jumping has improved dramatically and many people in the village have commented on how lovely my fetlocks have become. I need to take this diet to the next level by totally giving up vegetables. It should be a lot easier now I've got this vegetable patch.
Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel
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