Sunday 31 March 2013

Lord Noel Defeats Boredomness

What ho! Pepys...

Jigsaws are shit!

I have to admit to having a very low boredom threshold.
So I recently decided to do things differently in an effort to make my life much more exciting!
Like - last night I slept on a bed of nails.
But Lady Jacqueline says I really should restrict the use of clippers to the bathroom.
She also said she thought I might need 'treatment'....
so just to be different...
...I've started going to an unorthodontist.

Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel

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