Tuesday 1 November 2011

Lord Noel's Horoscopic Tips

Whatto! Peeps...

Due to the powers divested in me by the 'Spirit of Champagne Passed'...
I found that I have been given the ability to predict the future for some lucky individuals...

Today it's the turn of you Pisces!

Pisceans: You are naturally prone to nervousness and find you can't make friends easily - this often causes you to over eat. This Wednesday try buying a hamster to look after. Not only will you find this experience emotionally rewarding but they also make a delicious emergency snack.

You're welcome!

Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel

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