Friday, 11 November 2011

Lord Noel Hath Provide'd a Newys Summariee

What ho! Pepys...

To save all you very busy people the trouble of having to read through all those tediously verbose periodicals full of superfluous information. I have condensed this week's news into an almost manageable soundbite that even this 'Think in Tweetlength' generation may be able to reach the end of.
Here is a Summary of this week's news. 

A rich chap wriggles out of something...
... some rich chaps get a hospital...
...some more rich chaps argue about a continent. 
Some rich chaps change the name of a football stadium...
...and a rich chap is made prime minister of a bankrupt country.
That is all.

Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel

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